What Employers Really Want

Employers are looking for the type of people who have a perfect track record. 

Employers are looking for the type of people who have never commited a felony.

Employers want someone who has good references, and no unexplained gaps inbetween past jobs.
Employers want someone who will work the harder than the rest to make them money.
Employers want someone who is intelligent, but not more intelligent than they are. 

Employers want someone who has never been late to work before, ever. 

Employers want someone who shows very little signs of having their own beliefs, or personality.
Employers want someone who is going to make their business look good, no matter what. 

You know what employers really want? 

Robots.